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mydogsnokes:

stealingyourpension:

mydogsnokes:

why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth

because I don’t want salmonella….

then don’t eat salmon….

(via downtuhmars)

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via downtuhmars)

bagmilk:

when you’re talking to someone in class but only you get in trouble

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(via neekasworld)

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via neekasworld)

flagg0t:

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it.  It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you.  That is really special.  If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it.  It shows a lot about someone.  

(via depresant)